I've successfully privatized world peace.

becausebirds:
“She took the bait.
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becausebirds:

She took the bait.

chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
🚀✈️🌚🐳🚙👳😺💥💩👽🏃💃
computer users FUCK u

jami-c:
“ Disney’s Meet the Robinsons in a nutshell
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jami-c:

Disney’s Meet the Robinsons in a nutshell

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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painfullyqueer:
“I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
”

painfullyqueer:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT 

cravings:

dad: are you learning french

me:

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microphonefiend:

bae: come over

me: i can’t, i’m in 16th century japan

bae: i’m home alone

me:

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and we’ll never be snoyals (snake royals)

willyciraptor:

you can call me queen snee (snake bee)

southernnightfall:

rayella-jasmine:

geekasaur:

therealbitchpudding:

daftwithoneshoe:

rightnowbb:

So I was watching one of those elephant documentaries and some guy walked over to the elephants and the elephants all crowded round to look at him and stroke him with their trunks.

And it reminded me how when there’s a cat in the garden my entire family will go out and cuddle it.

Guys.

Elephants think humans are cute.

Now we know what elephants blog about.

it’s actually proven that elephants view humans as we view cute animals.

i have honestly never felt this important and/or accepted in my entire life… :’)

this is the best thing ever oh my gosh

This makes people killing elephants for their tusks even worse

seriousjones:

bible au where lazarus comes back as a wight